time to vent:
i'm going to start a new tv show,
its going to be called the 'worlds biggest bitch'
and its going to be staring, my mom
the home channel, tlc, or like any of the other tv networks that like to do reality tv shows or the alike should do something like the worlds most dumb stupid fucked up bitchy mother, and just follow my mom around and tape her... that might be interesting, it will be like american choppers with the dad and son allways fighting around the bikes, but here it would be me and her fitting around all her shit that she never does anything with.
she wants to clean the house she says and complains to me that the house isn't good. ok fine i do my shit and boom its clean, all her shit is still the same, or she'll do little things that doesn't do shit for the rest, case in point her office, that litterly has a semi trail from the door to the computer and thats fucking it, there is space around the keyboard but not much for typing but on both sides there are hills and mounds of shit, just random stuff all over the pace oh and dont forget the big ass trash barrel that is in her office, cause the little one just was too much of a bother to keep on emptying with all the food shit she brings up there. next thing she would possibly clean is her room, yeah like anyone sees that. next would be the bathroom, joy she put her shit away.. wow that is untill the next morning when she has to get ready for work...
and the best thing was today, didn't do shit to the basement cause perhaps get rid of that shit down there.. and we can put some other shit from up stairs down there.. but no, she goes and fucking takes off the pain of the hand rail out side of the front door and then is going to repaint it at some point... wtf?
oh btw i did the kitchen today the part of it that might stay that way and the rest is her shit... i need to fucking get out of here, anyone want a room mate?
i'm going to start a new tv show,
its going to be called the 'worlds biggest bitch'
and its going to be staring, my mom
the home channel, tlc, or like any of the other tv networks that like to do reality tv shows or the alike should do something like the worlds most dumb stupid fucked up bitchy mother, and just follow my mom around and tape her... that might be interesting, it will be like american choppers with the dad and son allways fighting around the bikes, but here it would be me and her fitting around all her shit that she never does anything with.
she wants to clean the house she says and complains to me that the house isn't good. ok fine i do my shit and boom its clean, all her shit is still the same, or she'll do little things that doesn't do shit for the rest, case in point her office, that litterly has a semi trail from the door to the computer and thats fucking it, there is space around the keyboard but not much for typing but on both sides there are hills and mounds of shit, just random stuff all over the pace oh and dont forget the big ass trash barrel that is in her office, cause the little one just was too much of a bother to keep on emptying with all the food shit she brings up there. next thing she would possibly clean is her room, yeah like anyone sees that. next would be the bathroom, joy she put her shit away.. wow that is untill the next morning when she has to get ready for work...
and the best thing was today, didn't do shit to the basement cause perhaps get rid of that shit down there.. and we can put some other shit from up stairs down there.. but no, she goes and fucking takes off the pain of the hand rail out side of the front door and then is going to repaint it at some point... wtf?
oh btw i did the kitchen today the part of it that might stay that way and the rest is her shit... i need to fucking get out of here, anyone want a room mate?
dude, that is by far one of the funniest posts i've ever read. thanks for the laugh.
7:01 PMhehe thought you might like that :)
12:01 AM